Whoa, stop the wagon Malema

“If Zuma is corrupt, then we want him with all his corruption. We want him with all his weaknesses. If he is uneducated, then we want him as our uneducated president.” (Julius Malema ANCYL president at Cato Manor) Zuma, he said, understood South African economics, which amounted to: “Put a bread on the table. We don’t want sophistication.” (Times)

Should a leader of a country not have formal education and some decent manners????

Thank you Thought Leader for putting a little poem together! Visit the url and get a kick out of it.

Geagte Malema,

Die rand is reeds swak en miljoene is reeds deur ANC lede verduister. Zuma is uiteindelik weer in die hof omdat hy hom skuldig maak aan skelm dinge wat nie in belang is van Suid Afrikaners.

Ek sal graag wil sien dat ons 'n eerbare president vir Suid Afrika kry... soos Mandela was. Iemand wat bietjie skoolgegaan het (en klaargemaak het) en oor belangrike dinge met ander lande se leiers sal kan praat sonder om soos 'n idioot te klink. Iemand wat nie die land in die skande sal steek met 'n gehoerdery en baie (hoeveel weet die vet alleen) vrouens. Ek vind dit steeds aanstootlik dat iemand 'n poligamis kan wees en nie ook in die tronk beland vir dit.

Ek weet jy hou daarvan om mense name te noem, so jy kan my maar Me. Deysel noem... want ek is nie klein genoeg om Minie Muis genoem te word.

Dankie dat jy die afgelope tyd so baie nonsens spuug, ek vind dit heel komies.

Groete

Ek sal nou maar DA stem.

Blame it on apartheid - I have not lost weight this week

The next few days I'm on the "BLAME IT ON APARTHEID" bandwagon. I will be blaming weight gain, sore muscles, the zit in my neck and everything else on apartheid - just like the ANC!

Sounds ridiculous - right? Well, if Carl Niehaus can blame stealing money from people while living the ANC socialite life - then I can blame anything I like on apartheid too.

Send me your best "Blame It On Apartheid" jokes. Nothing is too ridiculous - we are afterall 10 years down the road.

Malema & Phosa - the ANC comedians

Phosa... we have spies in the DA (ie. we are unethical, but it is ok, we are ANC we can do what we want)

Malema... Zille, you are a racist, colonialist and imperialist - nevermind that you lived in this country and grew up here (I think Malema doesn't really know what it means, he just strung a bunch of big words together and added racist for good measure because that is the easiest thing to do)

Jokes straight from the ANC comedians:

After Helen Zille (DA said that Malema is a inkwnekwe)
Phosa: "Phosa said an inkwenkwe was the lowest possible thing that you could call a man in isiXhosa.

"What she says is that he is uncircumcised. What if we say that about her husband, because he is not circumcised.

"Malema is not circumcised, but let us not go there, let's keep it decent. We think the call is more an electioneering stunt," Phosa said.

"She stooped very low in her response, very low. It means that she is not able to take the punches that we do. She is hysterical. As a leader, she went below the bar with her response," he said.

Phosa said the ANC would respond to Zille's remarks in a similar way, "to try to make her aware that if you throw mud, there's a lot of mud around. Anyone can throw mud.""
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20090224091158827C721136

• Does Malema lack self-confindence?
• Phosa... "electioneering stunt" from the guy that admitted the ANC spies on the DA and the party that parades Mandela as a poster boy - even though they kicked him off the politics grid a year or 2 ago.
• "It means that she is not able to take the punches that we do." Dude, you just whined about Malema being punched a little on his manly ego... seems like the kettle is trying to boil a little bit of empty!
• "What if we say that about her husband, because he is not circumcised." It really doesn't matter - it doesn't make him any less manly! When will Phosa realise that he should not just open his mouth to utter stupid things???

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20090223120627221C451743

Malema: calls Khume Ramulifho a "garden boy"

• One, there is nothing wrong with being a garden boy... at least gardeners earn a honest living (unlike our esteemed ANC goverment officials).
• Sounds like Malema is a bit of a snob, looking down at ordinary people...
• Then Malema also shows he has no balls (on top of being uncircumsized) by not stepping up to the challenge to publicily debate with the DA's youth. Why? Is it because Malema can only open his mouth to spew insults when he doesn't look right at the people he is trying to insult?
• I love reading comments from cowards. ""There is no DA youth. The last time we had a DA youth was when they defected to the ANC. There is no DA youth in South Africa. Malema said those posing as a DA youth body were in fact "the garden boys of Helen Zille"".

The mouse Malema calls the IFP leader Mangosothu Buthelezi "Mickey Mouse"

Also at the rally on Saturday, Malema was reported to have again called IFP leader Mangosuthu Buthelezi "Mickey Mouse" and members of Cope "angryists" who "don't smile". But last night the ANCYL issued a statement denying that Malema had referred to Buthelezi as "Mickey Mouse".

"He instead said KwaZulu- Natal is home of the ANC and not of 'Mickey Mouse' political organisations," said Floyd Shivambu, ANCYL national spokesperson.

• Malema, you are really a petulent little child that loves to name call - aren't you? There is a word for people like you PETTY. (and thank you Khume for saying it for the press to hear)
  

I hurt my toe - and it is apartheid's fault!

I'm so tired of hearing the constant whining of people about apartheid. It has been over for more than 1o years, stop blaming apartheid for your bankruptcy (Carl Niehaus), the fact that you don't live in Sandton, or because you are just plain stupid.

Grow some brains, use it and stop f***ing whining about apartheid. 

ANC spies on DA

So, the ANC yet again stuck their foot in it... now after the departure of Carl Niehaus (a polygamist that conned a lot of people out of money and was the SPOKESPERSON for the ANC), the ANC had to do something stupid again to get some free publicity!

Ok, so now we have moles being planted in the DA by the ANC. Phosa even said that they didn't bug the phones (that means they had thought about it anyways) ... as if I would believe a word from a person that works for a party that plants moles. Just ask the DA what they are up to and stop looking like a bunch of idiots.

Then Phosa also whined about DA members taking ANC member to lunch. "He alleged that the DA also spied on the ruling party, by taking ANC members to lunch to get information from them. The DA has shrugged off the allegations." Now that, to me, sounds a whole lot more upfront than the ANC tactics! 

We have spies in the DA, claims Phosa By Carien Du Plessis

The ANC has admitted to spying on high-level meetings of the DA.

ANC treasurer-general Mathews Phosa told the Cape Argus on Tuesday that the party had "moles" in the DA who fed the ANC information about the party's election campaign strategies, but he denied that phones had been tapped, as this "would be illegal".

He alleged that the DA also spied on the ruling party, by taking ANC members to lunch to get information from them. The DA has shrugged off the allegations.

Phosa said the ANC had learnt that the DA's campaign strategies were aimed at creating negative publicity about ANC leaders and their personal lives, rather than policy issues.

"We monitor them very closely all the time; there is no policy coming out of it," he said.

Phosa referred specifically to an open letter from DA leader Helen Zille to ANC president Jacob Zuma last week, asking him to step down as the ruling party's presidential candidate because of the corruption charges he is facing.

Read the rest of this article here on IOL.\

UK visits for South Africans just became R900 more expensive

Now we have to pay to go to the UK, a whole R900! That is worth almost 70 pounds that you could have spent on something else.

I'm sorry, but I can only lay the blame in front of our "esteemed/competent" government's door. There is no-one else to blame... and I know I'm right.

I have to take this opportunity to thank the government for making it so easy for skelms to get their hands on SA IDs... for government officials that are corrupt... and most importantly, thank the government for letting skelms, murders, rapists and what not roam the streets of South Africa.

Motorcycle owner sends sms while driving

This Saturday, enroute to Fourways Mall, a motorcycle pulled in behind us. Then the guy started sms-ing. He even passed us while doing this at 80kmph!

Talk about being stupid.

Hope is not enough, it doesn't put bread on the table

I always enjoy when people share their opinions, but... {here goes the reply to this post from D}

It is great and all to hope that South Africa's leaders will one day stand tall like their American counterparts, but lets face it, it is NOT GOING TO HAPPEN if it is the current government. It is a nice little dream to hope that some of "Obama's magic" will rub off on our money-loving-pocket-lining-nepotistic-liars-(you get my drift). The reality is, if they can't learn from people like Mandela and Tutu even, how the hell will they learn from other people living on another continent?

So anyway, hope is not enough. You can't eat hope, sleep under it or buy anything with it. I want to see results. Change. Not hope for it.

About our dear president complaining that his privacy is being invaded:

Hey Mr President, it is me, one of the poor idiots paying your exorbitant salary for sitting on your thumb and regurgitating crap. If you don't want people to talk about your private life, don't do something you should be ashamed of! People aren't interested in people that do no wrong. Unfortunately what you do and say influence the already weak rand - so deal with being in the spotlight. You wanted the job (and money)...

I particularly enjoyed Noeleen's show (yes, I sometimes tune in if there is something interesting) this week with some guy from the ANC spewing some nonsense over the air. I also like that chick with the painted face's expression when she thought the same as me. Gareth Cliff - go boy!

Now my favourite... That guy with legal woes

Zuma, may your trial go well, you get prosecuted for your illegal operations. May you get a jail sentence and get to know Bubba.

Unfortunately the reality is that South Africa's legal system is up to **** and he won't even get a slap on the wrist.

About having more than 1 wife in South Africa:

I don't give a damn that it is ok in some cultures to have more than 1 wife... if you live in South Africa, you fall under South African law. What applies to one applies to all.

Click on this Home Affairs link about marriage in South Africa. I quote: "Persons already married. Bigamy is a punishable offence in South Africa. Such marriages are also null and void in our law." I say, prosecute those with more than 1 wife - else I demand to have R1 000 000 deposited in my account!